From Fanatical Apathy:
IRAN: What was that!? On the left side?
IRAN: It wasn't nothing. You... you invaded Iraq, didn't you?
IRAN: Not maybe. There you are, right over the fence.
U.S.: Well, we thought they were going to develop nuclear weapons.
IRAN: Were they?
U.S.: Lemme check.
U.S.: No. No they weren't. But we thought they were. Let that be a lesson to you.
The whole thing is pretty funny, and worth reading.