I don't know about you, but my fantasies usually involve Scarlett Johansen, a bottle of Chivas, and 13 pounds of dark, delicious pudding. Rummy? He's a little kinkier. This old boy seems to get his rocks off with dreams of a Persian wasteland.
In a recent article, the Secretary of Defense said that he wouldn't "engage in 'fantasy land' speculation about a possible U.S. attack on Iran."
C'mon, Rummy. Don't be coy with us now. You were so dirty when talking about the rose pedal parades we'd get in Iraq and the shower of kisses our boys would bask in when we finally put the hurt on Saddam. Sure, it hasn't turned out the way you'd planned, but what fantasy ever does?
This time, The Donald says he'd, "rather wait and see what our experts say about it." Oh shit, let's hope it's not the same "experts" who told you and Bushie WMD was a slam dunk. Those guys were clearly cock blocking you.