There are two new songs available by the Right Brothers, the same geniuses who brought you "Bush Was Right." (Remember that?) The new songs are "The Illegals" (mp3, lyrics) and "What Happened to the Pot" (mp3, lyrics).
Well, if I went down to Wal-mart
And decided to steal something off the shelf
They'd arrest me and say, "That's illegal boy
We're gonna have to throw your butt in jail"
But those illegals sneak across our borders in numbers we can't believe
They're not worried about breaking our laws
That's just for citizens like me
Bonus - the "Bush Was Right" video:
It's still fucking hilarious.