House conservatives have a direct line to God and can channel his innermost thoughts to the rest of us feeble mortals. Want proof? Here's what the Lord had to say about yesterday's gay Marriage Amendment debate:
Rep. John Carter (R-TX): "It's part of God's plan for the future of mankind."
Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN): "It wasn't our idea, it was God's."
Rep. Bob Beauprez (R-CO): "We best not be messing with His plan."
Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-GA): "I think God has spoken very clearly on this issue."
Think Progress has a nice video montage.