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Mel Gibson: Jew-Hating Drunk. That's right, sugar tits!

Jews for JesusMel Gibson blames the "fucking Jews" for his recent drunk driving arrest as well as "all the wars in the world." The Malibu cops tried to cover it up, but oops: the original police report got leaked (pdf). Mel has since apologized, but the Anti-Defamation is not appeased. Hey, we've all done and said dumb shit when we were drunk, but this seems a little overboard.

What would Jesus do? I doubt that He'd get shitfaced and threaten to "fuck" police officers.

The best line of 2006: "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" Chicks dig that. Especially those Jewish girls. Right, Mel?

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