Our Dear Leader, Sean Hannity
In what can only be described as a sad, sad attempt to one-up Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the World segment, Fox News dipshit Sean Hannity has launched what he calls "Enemy of the State." No, that is not a joke.
In the segment's opening graphic you'll find such dastardly characters like Hugo Chavez, Kim Il Jung, and...Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore and Alec Baldwin. Talk about beating a dead horse! Can these guys please hire some new writers!?!?!
Of course, Hannity has a very shallow understanding of history and probably doesn't even know that the term Enemy of the State for most people conjures up memories of Stalin or Hitler purging their ranks and imprisoning or executing millions. To Hannity, this is an opportunity for more lame jabs at Hollywood liberals and international bad guys.
No word on our suggestion to launch a Gulag Getaway or Concentration Campout segment.
Comments
I guess that would make his program a progrom?
He's an idiot. Albeit a dangerous one.
Posted by: bryan | January 8, 2007 8:35 PM
The thing is; I wonder just how much of this bullshit Hannity himself actually believes. I think he knows exactly what he is doing and he is laughing all the way to the bank. Which is worse?
Posted by: JML | January 8, 2007 11:40 PM
JML, I tend to agree with you that Hannity is more playing to his audience with shit like this than anything else. It's still lame and lazy, if you ask me.
Posted by: Derek Phillips | January 9, 2007 9:21 AM
This garbage is par for the course for conservadummy-tainment.
They love to laugh contemptuously about Hillary's "vast right wing conspiracy" comment (even though the many right wingers who did actively conspire to bring down the Clintons is well-documeted).
Yet according to them George Soros is the rich socialist puppetmaster who uses his vast network of bolshevik stooges, including Babs and Baldwin, Spielberg and Geffen, to bring down the good ol' USA.
Posted by: barabajagal | January 9, 2007 3:21 PM