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The Dark Lord pays suprise visit to Iraq

At the outset of a weeklong trip to the Middle East, Vice President Dick Cheney stopped in Baghdad to meet with Iraqi leaders.

No word on exactly what was discussed when Cheney met with Maliki, but it's likely he used some darkside Jedi mind tricks to get his way. Said Cheney: "We talked about a way ahead in terms of our mutual interests." Said Maliki: "Please make the pain stop."

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