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Let's drop the bomb. The gay bomb, that is...

Yes, it's true. The Pentagon actually considered trying to develop a non-lethal bomb that would turn enemy troops into drooling, foaming at the mouth, sex obsessed.... gay boys. Back in 1994, a research lab in Ohio (where else?) sought $7.5 million to develop such a bomb. According to research by the Sunshine Project, the Pentagon seriously considered the request before dropping it. What to do now... laugh? Or cry? I'll just shake my head and call it day.



The bomb was to employ the rare Bonerium 69 isotope.

Next question: Where is KY on the periodic table anyway?

I'll never look at a fuel rod the same way again.

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