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God Calling Conservatives Home

Either God is really angry with what conservatives are doing with His words or the Rapture is much slower and less exciting than I'd hoped.

Conservatives are dropping like flies as the following headlines illustrate:

  • Megachurch leader D. James Kennedy dies
  • Ohio congressman found dead in apartment
  • Former U.S. Rep. Jennifer Dunn, R-Wash., dies at 66

    Y'all better watch your step out there.

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