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Legislator Shows Kids Boobies

Gotta love this. A state legislator in Ohio is giving a lecture on how a bill becomes a law (hasn't anyone heard of School House Rock???) and up pops a nudie picture of some gal showing her tatas. Looks like everything was going fine until the lawmaker plugged in his memory stick and instead of a PowerPoint presentation a glamour shot came up.

"I have no idea where these came from," Democrat Matthew Barrett said.

CBS News reports, "Police interviewed Barrett and school officials and seized the data memory stick and the computer to determine where the image came from, a state highway patrol spokesman said." Yeah, I'm sure that's why the cops seized the memory stick. To "investigate." Why were the cops involved anyways? What's the crime?

Barrett said the data memory stick was a gift he received about three weeks ago from a legislative liaison from the state Library of Ohio. Some gift...



I think what he meant to say was "I thought I had deleted those." Files don't just magically appear on data storage devices. Somebody puts them there. So either someone at the library did it, one of his staff people put it there, or he did. Maybe - maybe - there were some shenanigans or what not. Maybe somebody put them there to embarrass the man. But that's doubtful. Does he have a teenage boy?

The fact that they magically popped up leads me to suspect shenanigans. Hilarious shenanigans!

I am betting some librarian did it. You can't trust those people. We all know that.

Phil, you're absolutely right. Librarians are dirty, godless freaks. When will they ever learn?

So, he plugged in his "memory stick" and ended up with a "glamour shot." Great innuendo.

Thanks Jude. I put a lot of thought into that.

Doh! His kid did it! Busted.

Go, Mike! I called it! Go, Mike! I called it!

Well, ok, I only suggested it as one of several possible culprits. But still! I'm like the Oracle at Delphi...

Although... the dog farted used to be a popular exuse when I was growing up.

True, true... we probably won't get to the real truth without appointing a special independent counsel to investigate... But I'm still like the Oracle at Delphi! Just less cryptic...

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