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Sorry, dude. I didn't mean to tase you...

... I was just rocking out to some Metallica on my new combo taser and mp3 player.

That's right, taser fans. Taser International has introduced the Taser MPH, which lets you listen to your favorite tunes while you tase the unsuspecting.

The four riders have arrived... Hat tip to the blogginest of bloggers, Andrew Sullivan.

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