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When Has a Plumber Ever Shown Up on Time?

John McCain addressed a crown in Defiance, Ohio today and after promising an appearance by Ohio's newest resident celebrity, Joe the Plumber (whose real name is Sam and he isn't really a plumber, but never mind that...), McCain called out for Joe to come and join him at the podium. The only problem was that Joe was nowhere to be found.

D'oh!

Now, this isn't surprising. On the odd occasions that I've had to call plumbers, they've always said that they'll show up between 9 a.m. and noon and then they didn't show up until 3 p.m. What did McCain expect?


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